Step away from the scissors and no one gets hurt!

Husband upon returning from work to discover his wife had cut her own hair…yet again: “Would you please stop cutting your own hair and go to a professional?”

Wife: “I take hundreds of dollars worth of perfectly good fabric, cut it up into tiny little pieces and sew them back together again and what is the result? A quilt. I think I can trim my own bangs.”

Husband handing wife a mirror: “Have you looked at your bangs?”

Wife after a long pause: “I didn’t say it was an heirloom quilt.”

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About Susan Warren Utley

Susan Warren Utley is a wife and mother living and writing in the shadows of the Blue Ridge Mountains of Virginia. Her stories are inspired by the unexpected twists and turns of real life and by her muse, a feisty Jack Russell Terrier who occasionally answers to the name of Lucy. View all posts by Susan Warren Utley

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